i'm sorry bemuse family.
today's picture is of me.
that i did not buy.
in fact, i'm not sure if anyone has ever bought these shoes. i'm pretty convinced they never should.
but these also came in blue. (in case any of you are swayed by their particular stance on individuality.)
i'm 5'9" so, really, i didn't get them only because i didn't need the extra 4-5 inches.